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Doctor & Mechanic

Posted on: July 22, 2009


EngineA mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage,”Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.” 

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, “So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ’em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work?

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic…
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He said: “Try to do it when the engine is running.”

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2 Responses to "Doctor & Mechanic"

So true…Gr8 ans by the surgeon..!

Very good,got any more!? 🙂

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